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I'm not much for protests and petition signing. I generally feel it's an exercise in futility and there are better things I can do with my life.

However, on this one occasion, I feel the need to get involved. I've provided a link below to the "Anti Uwe Boll" petition. Who is Uwe Boll? I'm glad you asked. Uwe Boll is without question the most remarkably TERRIBLE filmmaker in all of Hollywood. What "films" (I use that word very loosely) has he been a part of? "BloodRayne." "Alone in the Dark." BloodRayne 2." "In the Name of the King." "Alone in the Dark 2." "BloodRayne 3." The upcoming "Postal" which looks to be the biggest piece of crap ever allowed into a theater. People may actually die from how bad this movie will be.

If you've never seen one of these movies, you should feel very blessed. I've seen a lot of movies in my life and "In the Name of the King" ranks as one of the worst things EVER to come into existence. And I'm not just talking about movies, I mean ANYTHING. That movie has a place in hell right next to Hitler. It's terrible and from what I've seen, it's actually one of Boll's BETTER "films."

Anyway, apparently Uwe has promised to stop making movies if a certain number of people sign this petition. Will he keep his word? Probably not. He is, after all, Satan in the flesh and Satan often lies. Still, for once in my life, I feel like this is a cause worthy of getting behind. Uwe Boll must be stopped. For his own sake, I hope 1 billion people sign this thing and he keeps his word. Because if he doesn't, I'm afraid the next logical step in stopping him for good is public assassination.

Stop Uwe Boll